Every house has a maintenance department.
Sometimes it's just Dad.
I Fix Stuff and I Know Things is made for the husband, father, homeowner, and DIY guy who somehow became the family's unofficial repair department. If something breaks, leaks, squeaks, rattles, or simply “isn't working right,” he already knows he's getting the call.
The vintage Dad's Maintenance Co. design turns that everyday role into something worth wearing. Bold heritage-inspired lettering delivers the message, while “If It's Broken — I've Already Heard About It” adds the perfect bit of dry dad humor.
From garage projects and weekend repairs to the hardware store, backyard cookout, or another item mysteriously appearing on the honey-do list—this one's for the guy who keeps the household running.
Available On
Gildan 5000 – Heavy Cotton™ Short Sleeve T-Shirt
Classic fit. Dependable comfort. Built for everyday wear.
- Classic unisex fit
- Midweight 5.3 oz fabric
- 100% U.S. cotton on most solid colors
- Classic-width rib collar
- Taped neck and shoulders for added durability
- Tear-away label
- Comfortable everyday construction
Made for project days, Dad days, and all those “while you're at it...” days in between.
Design Highlights
- Bold “I FIX STUFF” statement graphic
-
“AND I KNOW THINGS” secondary message
- Vintage “Dad's Maintenance Co.” styling
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“If It's Broken — I've Already Heard About It” finishing line
- Heritage-inspired cream, gold, and red color palette
- Subtle crossed-tool detail
- Vintage American workwear and hardware-store aesthetic
- Part of the American Heritage Standard Fatherhood Collection
Fit Tip: The Gildan 5000 has a traditional classic fit. Order your usual size for a standard fit or size up for a roomier, more relaxed feel.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside-out
- Wash with similar colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron directly on the graphic
- Do not dry clean
Built for real wear, real projects, and the guy everyone calls when something stops working.
Perfect For
- Handyman dads and husbands
- DIY dads and homeowners
- Weekend project guys
- Mechanics, tradesmen, and makers
- Garage and workshop enthusiasts
- Father's Day gifts
- Birthday gifts for Dad
- Christmas gifts for husbands and fathers
- Gifts from wives who know exactly who fixes everything
- The guy who has somehow become technical support for the entire family
If it's broken, he's probably already heard about it.
DAD'S MAINTENANCE CO. — I FIX STUFF AND I KNOW THINGS.
American Heritage Standard
Built to a Higher Standard. Live the Standard.
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L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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