{"product_id":"dad-tax-making-sure-its-not-poison-premium-crewneck-t-shirt","title":"Dad Tax - Making Sure It's Not Poison Premium Crewneck T-shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"pointer-events-none -mt-px h-px translate-y-(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom)\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003eEvery dad knows the rule: if the kids have food, Dad gets a bite.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"qMYqUG_convSearchResultHighlightRoot\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-turn-id-container=\"request-6a4d5559-3634-83ea-8ac4-0cda9e758cd6-9\" data-is-intersecting=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-6a4d5559-3634-83ea-8ac4-0cda9e758cd6-9\" data-turn-id-container=\"request-6a4d5559-3634-83ea-8ac4-0cda9e758cd6-9\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-40\" data-turn=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-8 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" data-conversation-screenshot-content=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" dir=\"auto\" tabindex=\"0\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"9ef9f509-a449-49a6-9850-59e2e3279370\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-6\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"LR5Y_W_content markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"112\" data-end=\"166\"\u003eNot because he wants it. \u003cstrong data-start=\"137\" data-end=\"166\"\u003eIt’s a safety inspection.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"168\" data-end=\"410\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"168\" data-end=\"209\"\u003eDad Tax — Making Sure It’s Not Poison\u003c\/strong\u003e celebrates one of fatherhood’s most time-honored traditions: sampling the fries, taking a sip of the milkshake, or grabbing that first bite before handing it over. 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It’s simple, relatable dad humor that gets an immediate laugh from anyone who has ever heard, \u003cem data-start=\"689\" data-end=\"713\"\u003e“Dad, those are mine!”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"715\" data-end=\"866\"\u003eFrom family dinners and drive-thru runs to vacations, ball games, backyard cookouts, and Saturday afternoons with the kids — the Dad Tax is always due.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\" data-section-id=\"g5rsal\" data-start=\"868\" data-end=\"887\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"871\" data-end=\"887\"\u003eAvailable On\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"889\" data-end=\"1004\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"889\" data-end=\"941\"\u003eGildan 5000 – Heavy Cotton™ Short Sleeve T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"941\" data-end=\"944\"\u003eClassic fit. Dependable comfort. 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