{"product_id":"emotional-support-husband-do-not-pet-premium-crewneck-t-shirt","title":"Emotional Support Husband - Do Not Pet Premium Crewneck T-shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"46\" data-end=\"129\"\u003eMarriage comes with responsibilities. Apparently, emotional support is one of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"131\" data-end=\"197\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"131\" data-end=\"197\"\u003ePatient listener. Loyal companion. Occasionally house-trained.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"199\" data-end=\"445\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"203\" data-end=\"245\"\u003eEmotional Support Husband — Do Not Pet\u003c\/strong\u003e T-shirt takes husband humor and keeps it simple, bold, and easy to wear. 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Wear it on date night, vacation, around the house, to the backyard cookout, or anywhere your wife decides her emotional support husband needs to go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"780\" data-end=\"882\"\u003eBecause sometimes being a good husband means listening, nodding—and knowing when not to try to fix it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\" data-section-id=\"g5rsal\" data-start=\"884\" data-end=\"903\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"887\" data-end=\"903\"\u003eAvailable On\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"905\" data-end=\"1016\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"905\" data-end=\"957\"\u003eGildan 5000 – Heavy Cotton™ Short Sleeve T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"957\" data-end=\"960\"\u003eClassic fit. Dependable comfort. 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